“To Each Her Own” “Jūnintoiro” (十人十色) Konata has a conversation with Miyuki and finds out her eyesight is about 20/200, meaning she has very bad eyes. Miyuki reveals a myriad…

Cops vs. Thugs Akeno isn’t just causing problems with mermaids; the entire school is in chaos thanks to her growing reputation as a troublemaker. Mawari might be the only one…

“Base of the Sun” “O-tento-sama no Moto” (お天道様のもと) It is Konata’s birthday and she is happy to be a legal adult, because she can play adult-only games legally now. Later,…

Minority Report Akeno’s job is to snoop around and send mermaids who don’t fit in on land back to the sea. It doesn’t take much to fail her tests, and…

“Ring” “Ringu” (リング) Konata shows off her new cell phone, which can play songs as ringtones; she reveals her ringtone to be “The Mikuru Legend of Love”. At school, Miyuki…

What`s Your Name? With her glasses broken and vision blurry, the Class President tells a helpful boy about her crush on a friend. Of course, she’ll soon realize this helpful…

“I Can’t Suddenly Change” “Ikinari wa Kawarenai” (いきなりは変われない) Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki go to a live concert event, Suzumiya Haruhi no Gekisō, which leaves Konata amazed by Aya Hirano’s…

Koneko Monogatari (The Adventures of Chatran) Nagasumi discovers a secret weapon capable of making a merman gangster tremble with fear. Behold the awesome power of – a fluffy little kitty!

“Under One Roof” “Hitotsu Yane no Shita” (ひとつ屋根の下) In expectation of being accepted to Ryōō High School, Yutaka moves to Konata’s house. Yutaka is very nervous about the entrance exams,…

Love Song Luna and Nagasumi’s wedding is interrupted by the dramatic entrance of an uninvited guest – and instead of bringing a gift to the ceremony, this party crasher is…

“Delicious Day” “Oishii Hi” (おいしい日) The Japanese New Year is coming up and everyone is excited. Kagami, however, is once again worrying about her weight having increased again. She spills…

“Let’s Go to the Festival” “O-matsuri e Ikō” (お祭りへ行こう) Konata, Kagami, and Tsukasa go to Comiket 71, at the end of 2006. While Kagami can bear the massive event, Tsukasa…

A Slave of Love Luna requests some one-on-one tutoring from Nagasumi, but no amount of studying can prepare him for the consequences when he’s caught in a compromising position with…

“Various Ways to Spend Christmas Eve” “Ironna Seiya no Sugoshikata” (いろんな聖夜の過ごし方) The end of the year is drawing close, and that means Christmas is right around the corner. They get…

Armageddon After drinking a diet supplement meant only for mermaids, Nagasumi grows into a giant and goes on a naked rampage of destruction across the city!

“Desires” “Ganbō” (願望) Tsukasa gets a new cell phone and learns how to text message from her sister. Tsukasa loves to text message so much that she spams Kagami’s cell…

Pumping Iron Nobody believes Nagasumi when he claims he’s being stalked by a relentless force of destruction, a huge man with a shotgun who won’t stop until his prey is…

“That Feeling” “Sonna Kankaku” (そんな感覚) Mid-term exams are arriving, though Konata cannot seem to get into the practice of studying, and instead, reverts to slacking off, while having fun playing…

The Running Man A young merman name Kai challenges Nagasumi for Sun’s affection! Only one of her suitors will claim the mermaid’s hand in this contest of field games and…

“Energetic Despite Not Being Myself” “Watashi ja Nakute mo Ōsei” (私じゃなくても旺盛) It’s time for the athletic festival, and Konata’s father is more than ready with his cameras. Kagami is in…